funny stuff....

u know why malaysia goverment using english to teach IT???because it's very dangerous that using malay translation....hahahha....
for example:

Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan

(try to translate it into malay...)

That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

(in malay...)

Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

now u get it???
wahahahhahahah....